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When my friend tells me that married people have...
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15 Million Merits →
kaytieb: I haven’t got a speech, I didn’t plan words, I didn’t even try to. I just knew I had to get here, to stand here, and I knew I wanted you to listen. To really listen, not just to pull a face like you’re listening, like you do the rest of the time. A face like you’re feeling instead of processing….
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LUV & HAT: SMOKING →
luvandhat: LUV - Hello readers. I love to suck on the butts of fags. If you came to my house, I’d even let you bum one of my fags. I love smoking cigarettes. And not just because I can make vaguely homophobic jokes about it. There’s loads of other reasons too. And here are some of them: There are…
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@DMReporter: Liz Jones in Somalia →
dmreporter: Surprise! @LizJonesSomalia is a fake! Oh wow. No-way! Pah! Who knew? About two thirds of you, actually - which is great, because if I’d got 50 negative replies a minute I’d have stopped a long time ago. I’m genuinely delighted that so many people get the joke and totally appreciative of the…
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