How could I ever be envious of an alien in Star Wars?
"She's... shiny hair, style section, Vera Wang... and I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants"
- it’s meant to be summer, why is it so cold
- frantically doing job applications for jobs tenuously related to my skills
- my flat is an absolute pit, but housework is boring
- I am watching Sex & the City merely because it’s on Comedy Central