Holy fucking damn, do you know who that fine motherfucker is? If you don’t, then you best not be familiar with the wonderful wizarding world of Harry Potter. No, he is not in the movies. Darren Criss plays the hot-as-a–fucking-dragon Harry in the fandom-renowned play A Very Potter Musical. This is how Harry SHOULD be: “super mega foxy awesome hot.”
Kind of tying into that last point, but it deserves its own. He wrote all of the music in A Very Potter Musical. That is a lot of catchy and funny shit to compose! He could write you a song that will make your sides hurt and panties wet at the same time. His skills with a guitar all but guarantees that he will be a perfect lover.
He can tap into his inner geek. He can be Harry Potter; he can be Mr. Wickham; he can even be How fucking versatile can he be? I would not say no to a little role-playing with him.